<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5031000990040055505</id><updated>2011-05-30T15:25:47.076-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Snort Stories</title><subtitle type='html'>The home of Monkey, Bug, Rabbit, and Goose!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snortstories.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5031000990040055505/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snortstories.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Greg H</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17940589111584849442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/Ru5hG4oItjI/AAAAAAAAAB0/j9KCCwwuCKI/s400/SelfPortrait.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5031000990040055505.post-6717744097444396061</id><published>2008-11-23T00:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-23T00:53:16.325-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Read Snort Stories Number One!</title><content type='html'>If you'd like to read the first issue, it's right here. Just click below to open the full size viewer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;embed src="http://static.issuu.com/webembed/viewers/style1/v1/IssuuViewer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale" salign="l" flashvars="mode=preview&amp;amp;previewLayout=white&amp;amp;username=PanicProd&amp;amp;docName=snortstories01&amp;amp;documentId=081123062008-954445d4b22b4b75b0dc5e43154d20ef&amp;amp;autoFlip=true&amp;amp;backgroundColor=ffffff&amp;amp;layout=grey" style="width: 367px; height: 230px;" name="flashticker" align="middle"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div style="width: 367px; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://issuu.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Get your own&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://issuu.com/panicprod/docs/snortstories01?mode=embed&amp;amp;documentId=081123062008-954445d4b22b4b75b0dc5e43154d20ef&amp;amp;layout=grey" target="_blank"&gt;Open publication&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://issuu.com/embed/guide?documentId=081123062008-954445d4b22b4b75b0dc5e43154d20ef&amp;amp;width=425&amp;amp;height=301" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.issuu.com/webembed/previewers/style1/v1/m3.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you'd like to purchase your own copy to keep on the shelf, do the puzzle, and read whenever you like and not just when grumpy Dad says you can use the computer, click on Monkey's face to order from &lt;a href="http://www.indyplanet.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=1369&amp;amp;osCsid=40f2aa29f7d7c220eabd59e15f458dd8"&gt;www.indyplanet.com&lt;/a&gt; (though you'll have to ask Grumpy Dad nicely for help).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.indyplanet.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=1369&amp;amp;osCsid=40f2aa29f7d7c220eabd59e15f458dd8"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 176px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/SSkYwzkU7BI/AAAAAAAAAME/V7wqofsFGiw/s200/MonkeyButton.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271772065569238034" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please let me know if you like it! Comments welcomed!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5031000990040055505-6717744097444396061?l=snortstories.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snortstories.blogspot.com/feeds/6717744097444396061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5031000990040055505&amp;postID=6717744097444396061&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5031000990040055505/posts/default/6717744097444396061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5031000990040055505/posts/default/6717744097444396061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snortstories.blogspot.com/2008/11/read-snort-stories-number-one.html' title='Read Snort Stories Number One!'/><author><name>Greg H</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17940589111584849442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/Ru5hG4oItjI/AAAAAAAAAB0/j9KCCwwuCKI/s400/SelfPortrait.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/SSkYwzkU7BI/AAAAAAAAAME/V7wqofsFGiw/s72-c/MonkeyButton.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5031000990040055505.post-4304446571660511286</id><published>2008-05-06T03:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T11:08:02.704-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Your very own Banana Oil Car!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/SCA6_iU4VBI/AAAAAAAAAGk/Jo2KMqgzE7o/s1600-h/BnnCar.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/SCA6_iU4VBI/AAAAAAAAAGk/Jo2KMqgzE7o/s400/BnnCar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197218833206105106" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Click on the image below, and after a bit of printing, cutting, taping, and hopefully not too much swearing from Dad, you'll have your very own &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Monkey, Bug, Rabbit, and Goose&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Banana Oil car&lt;/span&gt;. (The wheels won't turn, but it really scoots across the kitchen table if you blow on the back of it.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/SCA5tCU4VAI/AAAAAAAAAGc/uUDE5gVpTFI/s1600-h/BananaCarDwnload.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/SCA5tCU4VAI/AAAAAAAAAGc/uUDE5gVpTFI/s200/BananaCarDwnload.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197217415866897410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5031000990040055505-4304446571660511286?l=snortstories.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snortstories.blogspot.com/feeds/4304446571660511286/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5031000990040055505&amp;postID=4304446571660511286&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5031000990040055505/posts/default/4304446571660511286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5031000990040055505/posts/default/4304446571660511286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snortstories.blogspot.com/2008/05/your-very-own-banana-oil-car.html' title='Your very own Banana Oil Car!'/><author><name>Greg H</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17940589111584849442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/Ru5hG4oItjI/AAAAAAAAAB0/j9KCCwwuCKI/s400/SelfPortrait.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SNfCaE8Q_rc/SCA6_iU4VBI/AAAAAAAAAGk/Jo2KMqgzE7o/s72-c/BnnCar.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
